• person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
jilliansdragomir:

I promised Emily once that I would never, ever hurt her again. And when the New York job came up, it didn’t even seem like that big deal, because we’re Naomi and Emily. It didn’t matter, because we love each other. And now… now I have to hurt her so much that it might never be okay again.
jilliansdragomir:

I promised Emily once that I would never, ever hurt her again. And when the New York job came up, it didn’t even seem like that big deal, because we’re Naomi and Emily. It didn’t matter, because we love each other. And now… now I have to hurt her so much that it might never be okay again.
jilliansdragomir:

I promised Emily once that I would never, ever hurt her again. And when the New York job came up, it didn’t even seem like that big deal, because we’re Naomi and Emily. It didn’t matter, because we love each other. And now… now I have to hurt her so much that it might never be okay again.

jilliansdragomir:

I promised Emily once that I would never, ever hurt her again. And when the New York job came up, it didn’t even seem like that big deal, because we’re Naomi and Emily. It didn’t matter, because we love each other. And now… now I have to hurt her so much that it might never be okay again.

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the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

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Q

Anonymous asked:

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

A

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"